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ARIES (March 21-April 19): This is Celebrate Your Broken Heart Week, Aries. Even if your heart’s not shattered at the moment, it has no doubt been so in the past. Why celebrate? Because having a broken heart strengthens your humility, which makes you smarter. It demonstrates that you have a tremendous capacity for deep feelings. It breaks down defense mechanisms that have desensitized you to the world’s secret beauty. And it can inspire you to treat other people’s hearts with great care, making it more likely you’ll be able to create intelligent intimacy in the future. A broken heart is a gift the world gives you to awaken you to the truth about what matters to you most.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the Tsonga language of South Africa, the term rhwe means to fall asleep on the floor while drunk and naked. You may now be unusually susceptible to exhibiting rhwe-like behavior. The omens suggest you’re in prime time for the kind of extravagant socializing that may lead to extremes you rarely express. There are more constructive ways to channel this energy, however. Your challenge will be to make sure your discernment and discipline are at least partially engaged as you run half-wild and seek prodigious fun. (The info about rhwe comes from a book about quirky words, The Meaning of Tingo, by Adam Jacot de Boinod.)
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “When friends stop being frank and useful to each other,” wrote literary critic Anatole Broyard, “the whole world loses some of its radiance.” Make sure that doesn’t happen any time soon, Gemini. In fact, regard this as a warning beacon that motivates you to action. Intensify your intention to keep your best alliances frank and useful. Infuse a dose of raw candor into any relationship that is in danger of becoming lazy or dishonest.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): In the Tibetan Buddhist tradition, prayer flags — brightly colored sacramental cloths — are hung outside where the wind blows their blessings to the heavens and all over the world. Draw inspiration from this practice. It’s a perfect time to take your spiritual yearnings out of the closet, away from church and temple and mosque, and beyond all sheltered, temperature-controlled trappings. Build a shrine in the wilderness. Sing a hymn from a mountaintop, shower money on the river goddess, or create your own homemade prayer flags and hang them from a tree.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Automaker Saab says their 2008 sedan has 2,157 features that are different from last year’s. Your assignment in the coming weeks is to be roused by Saab’s willingness to depart from tradition. I’m asking you to commit to making 21.6 changes in your life, which is a mere one percent of Saab’s total. If that’s too much to handle, would you consider making 2.16 changes? A good place to start might be to add your own personal metaphorical version of snake-eye headlamps.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The moon asked me to meet her in a field tonight,” wrote mystic poet Hafiz (translated by Daniel Ladinsky). “I think she has amorous ideas.” You might soon feel a similar suspicion. Seductive offers may well be coming your way, and not just from the moon. Secret suitors may emerge from the shadows. Temptations could lure you toward the far ends of your imagination. The sheer profusion of invitations you’ll receive might make you giddy.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A Brazilian man told his wife he wanted a divorce. She laced his orange juice with a sedative and then sliced off his penis while he was unconscious. Fortunately, surgeons successfully reattached the organ. Later they reconciled. “She was stressed and I understand her reasons,” he said. I hope his saintly feat inspires you to be equally magnanimous, Libra. It’s a perfect moment to forgive people you thought you could never forgive — to go way beyond your previous limits in extending tolerance, mercy, and slack.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In his book Starbucked, Taylor Clark claims there is a woman who goes into a Seattle Starbucks every day during the morning rush and orders a “decaf single grandé extra vanilla two-percent extra caramel 185-degrees with whipped cream caramel macchiato.” Maybe her request seems overly fussy and demanding, but in the next 12 days I encourage you to be equally exacting in asking for what you want. You have a poetic license to be extremely specific in your quest for fulfillment.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): During his 21 years as prime minister of Canada, Mackenzie King (1874-1950) sought counsel from ouija boards, crystal balls, psychics, and spirits. As one of the most powerful Sagittarians who has ever called on supernatural sources for help in making practical decisions, he’s your role model in the coming week. It’s time for you to seek information from beyond your old reliable sources, including at least some that transcend the fixations of your rational ego.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): San Francisco Chronicle columnist Jon Carroll says he’s periodically asked about what it takes to be a writer. His advice: “Good writers read a lot, and good writers write a lot.” Apply that approach to whatever skill you’d like to master, whether building a boat, traveling where tourists don’t go, satisfying a lover, or anything else. In other words, practice, practice, and practice some more as you study the work of experts in the field. Now is an especially ripe time for you to identify this skill and sign a formal agreement with yourself, promising to steadily upgrade your mastery of it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I encourage you to fantasize abundantly about improbable combinations and seemingly unnatural juxtapositions. For instance, imagine that through the magic of genetic engineering, a mad scientist crosses a giraffe and a hippopotamus to produce a giraffopotamus. Or watch the musical comedy film West Bank Story, which portrays the love affair between an Israeli soldier and a Palestinian cashier, whose parents operate competing falafel restaurants. Doing things like this will put you in the right mood to respond creatively to the unusual syntheses that fate will soon make available to you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It’s time you acknowledged that you are a miraculous work of art, a masterpiece unlike any other ever created. I’m not pandering to your egotism. When I say, “Be yourself,” I don’t mean the self that wants to win every game and use up every resource. I mean the self that says thank you to the wild irises and the windy rain and the people who grow your food. I mean the self who’s joyfully struggling to germinate seeds of love and beauty. I mean the spiritual freedom-fighter who’s scrambling and finagling and conspiring to shower all of your fellow messiahs with blessings.
Homework: What’s the most amazing feat you ever pulled off? What will you do for your next amazing feat? Testify at RealAstrology.com. Click on “Email Rob.”
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